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# re: the malware report - FYI
Hi - D -

This morning b3ta.com/board was being blocked by google for reports of malware.

The actual problem was images from your domain - thekraken.me.uk

To make the board functional for everyone else I've temporarily hidden your account - this means your profile / posts will not show on the site.

Once google has removed your warning get in touch and I'll unhide you.

Rob
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# :P
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# YOUR COMPUTER IS INFECTED!
CLICK HERE TO RUN A FREE SCAN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Does anyone actually visit b3ta anymore?!
EDIT: In other news I have the fluffy Rotating Wobbly Hat popping round for a cuppa and a chat today:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)
# say hello from me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# nope, and I'm a bot anyway. I just have an impressive vocabulary file.
;D

edit: I don't think I have ever knowingly met a b3tan in the wild before.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# You may have an impressive vocabulary
but I have a huge diction!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# *ba-dum tish!*
We should end the routine on a music-hall song
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Wait a minute
Where's mi washboard?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Well, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He's got facking cancer
Now what you fink of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# My old man's a Duke
He wears a dukal hat
He's never met the working class
Or seen a council flat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Ooooaaaaaaw,
My old man's a dustman
He's got cancer too
Silly fackin' arsehole
He's got it up his flue

(Not original btw, folks - I'm quoting Derek & Clives's 'Come Again')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Mine was Spitting Image:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Well, there's something to buy, then.
Even better than free jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Hide the prog rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# hide your pets
and say hello from me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Why would I say hello to your pets from you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# they like that sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# my computer's cock is leaking green stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Good.
Sounds like you're ready to sign up to b3ta.
Oh, hang on a se-
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Best chat up line evah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Here on /board we like to see pictures.
Noob
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# poor - D - :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)