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# Ping, it's how long my internet takes to contact a server.
and it's about 100 times too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Isn't that about 2 seconds though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Yes. It should be at about 20ms
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.

2223mS is 2.223S. mS is 10^-3 S. Yes. Physics work due in tomorrow. Minge. :(
(Vega31, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I have been sat at my computer since 8 o'clock
to write my work that has to be in at 9:30 in the morning. I have not done it. I have however eaten Turkey drummers, chips and beans, drunk some beer, and watched lots of Cougar Town. I think I may have to set my alarm for 6 o'clock :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# What work
and how hard is it?

I'm up for a challenge!
(Vega31, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I just have to write a paper on The Great Exhibition of 1851.
So far I have, "Prince Albert built a large greenhouse to impress his mates and get his leg over Queen Victoria. With the money he made from it, he built the Science Museum, the Victoria and Albert Museum and the Natural History Museum. After the exhibition, they moved the exhibition centre to the top of Sydenham Hill. It had previously been dubbed the Crystal Palace by Punch magazine, and so the area came to be know as Crystal Palace. Crystal Palace are a shit football team, and Crystal Palace is a shithole."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# But....
... the Crystal Palace had dinosaurs in the 1800s! maybe 1860 or so... it can't be that bad, can it?
(Vega31, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Crystal Palace?
Yeah, it's a fucking hell hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# That's how essays get written.
They just magically write themselves while you have Word open, your textbooks on your desk, and you're watching TV while seeing if you can plait your pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
THAT's why it isn't writing itself! I don't have any pubes to plait :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# TMI
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)