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# Choose feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Choose flying into pylons
Choose a mate. Choose a farmhouse to build you nest on. Choose spearing frogs in a pond in Lithuania. Choose getting your leg ringed by ornithologists. Choose migrating thousands of miles each Autumn and Spring.
Choose cranes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# b3tan to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
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Choose standing around in marshes, puddling your beak through the water in search of frogs, nothing more than an embarrassment to the fluffy, big-footed-freaks you hatched to replace yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Serious contender!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Ha! Mind piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)