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# yes yes, all very good......
but tell us more about these cock fingers of yours

can you pleasure 11 women at once ?

if you scratch your bum, does that make you ghey ?
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Cutting up chillis is a fucker
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# oh fuck
oh fuckety fuck fuck fuck

now we know why he likes to do push ups against the spin dryer
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# by my calculations
the logistical challenge involved in manoeuvring the 11 women into a position in which they can be engaged sufficiently - and simultaneously - may cause problems of space, but given that cock-finger length appears to be undefined, I am assuming it is variable; therefore the spatial demands become proportionally less strenuous as the theoretical cock-finger length increases

(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# it would be quite a balancing act
something for the next series of 'Britain's Got Talent' perhaps ?
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)