well, t-rex needs someone to give him a wank
he can't reach it himself
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Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:47,
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This is why they became extinct.
Melancholy. He couldn't wash it, and the hand jobs dried up, leading to wistful thinking on cliff edges in the Jurassic.
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Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:51,
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they could have tried
jamming it between the plates on a stegosaurus' back
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Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:53,
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