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# well, t-rex needs someone to give him a wank
he can't reach it himself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Does he pay well?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# This is why they became extinct.
Melancholy. He couldn't wash it, and the hand jobs dried up, leading to wistful thinking on cliff edges in the Jurassic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# they could have tried
jamming it between the plates on a stegosaurus' back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# They would have
but I was there, doing it caveman style.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# you use your powers to give executive relief to dinosaurs?
i can't imagine why superman never thought to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah
Superman was stoopit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# it doesn't matter now
he's just as dead as the dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)