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# LIBRARIAN!
A more embarrassing job for a man than being the guy that has to stick asparagus up his arse on an internet TV show twice nightly, matinee Saturday and Sunday. Discount for O.A.P.s ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# 3 tickets for the
Saturday show then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I haven't a clue what you are on about to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# me neither.
I was never very good at improv ;)



(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# One of the books in our collection just went for $30 million at auction apparently
Audubon, Birds of America; still struggling to find the link

Edit: Apparently on the TV last night, I missed it

Edit2: Actually that appears to be bollocks, I can't find any trace of such a transaction; over awed Phd student

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# you are not a Librarian.
You sir, are an archivist. Huge difference ;)

edit:- I have been birdwatching today



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Doesn't that frighten them off?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# only the quick ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# silly
that's a helicopter!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I know.
How else do you propose chase birds?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# speed dating?
the interwebs?

going to the pub and chatting with them, buying them a drink, exchanging witty banter in the hope of exchanging bodily fluids?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Oh I have a new one of those.
I'm not allowed to look at other ones. Frying pans and fire keep cropping up in my mind for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# this is where the man in the library is borrowing his
and you have purchased you copy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# If you're finding her jealousy tiresome, just leave her.
Beating her with a frying pan and setting her on fire is a bit over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# it's how ray mears treats his women
but he eats the evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Is that gonna be in his new TV series?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Oh i'd love to
but she has lovely hair. I'm a sucker for lovely hair.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# that boy doesn't look old enought to be drinking
i hope you've not been buying drinks for minors, it's a criminal offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# That's my 15 year old nephew
He did end up quite squiffy and it was not entirely my fault. However, private party and all that, mum also pissed. Bound to happen. At least he only has 30 yards to crawl to his hotel room :)

We were all golfing at 8am the next day and I did not hit the sack until 4:30am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# why ruin a good night out with golf in the morning
that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I fukkin love golf me I do mister!
I'm playing it now. Online. Golf MMO. How much do I need therapy?

tigerwoodsonline.ea.com/home

I've told my boy. When he's done his service I expect him to become a golf pro and look after me in style.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# or you could just try
asking them if they fancy a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# do you fancy a rough shag?
*gets out spare pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# i'll stick to the fags, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# great idea


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# loos like clyde from the anthill mob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# haha. He does.
and that reminds me, nostalgia, nothing like it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)