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# that's a minge, not a monge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
#
it has special needs
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# so does mine
but you don't hear me bragging about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# i can't
i'm a pure and simple maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Phhhhht!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# stop blowing my cover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# You wish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# you know you would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Au contraire my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# shh!
i'm trying to be coy tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# i've had a shower, i feel all clean
i don't want to spoil it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# hey! it's not my birthday till october!
i was just getting a little crusty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# 'Twice a year, whether I need to or not'
ooh - la-dee-dah
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# sometimes i even use soap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# NO!!! - soap gives you cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# DAMN YOU, IMPERIAL LEATHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Less than 800 posts from the big 10 mil!
We might just hit that magic number tonight! (or tomorrow)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# i can't get the ten mil
i'll never hear the fucking end of it. my money's on valin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# I thought there was no-one here.
I had been wondering if I could fill the board with just my own threads of filtah'd sexeh. For the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# I've got 800 pics ready as it happens
I might post 'em all in one thread:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# haha
picture 1: toap saying 9999220
picture 2: toap saying 9999221
etc
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# That
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# would
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# just
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# be
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# silly!
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# be
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# cheating
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# And difficult to achieve.
It's going to be like high noon round here as people get ready for post10m.
How many windows/tabs/computers do you have?
Have you got an assistant to mash f5 for you?
Are you gonna cuntpaste or type irl?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I'm training my fingers specially!
Actually, I think I'd be embarrassed if I did get it - it'd probably just be "hahaha" or ":)"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# You could always edit it later,
to something earth-shatteringly profound, or a picture of a magenta cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)