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# I have a job!
I built some shelves this year. I'm currently resting until my next project.

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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# You put my bricks-and-planks to shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I am good.
but then it was my job (cabinet maker)

not bad I think considering it started out as just a load of planks of Parana pine ( which you can no longer buy )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# that's rather not bad
mine don't count, they're from ikea, any tit with an allen key can put them together.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# mine came as a flat pack
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I also converted the roof of my rental house into a bedroom before Xmas. That was a bloody good job. Very pleased with that and I got to put the rent up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# now you're just showing off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# oh yeah.
see that conservatory that the planks are lying in? I built that last year. On my own.

bedroom
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that used to be a roof space.

OK, now I'm showing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)
# yes you are
that wardrobe is gorgeous! looks like bird's eye maple or burr walnut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# That's actually
a 19th century Provencal armoire made of elm. Worth about 4 grand. Yes, it is rather nice. Keep meaning to bring it to my house but it does not fit with my current decor so I leave it in the rental house fearing the day it gets burned down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# i was pretty sure it was french
but it might have been a reproduction, i'm not that great on furniture
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)
# I'm kinda geeky about brown furniture.
not surprising, given my vocation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# i haven't even got a vocation!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)
# And shred their hands to fuck whilst doing so.
I had beautiful hands. Fucking Scandinavia.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# i had no trouble with mine
except the computer desk. the slidey pull-out bit was beyond my level of patience, so i asked my mate to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Fucking Scandinavia.... now that's a series of porn films I'd watch!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Apparently Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.
I never knew that. Being a massive racist I assumed they were all the fucking same.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Blonde and leggy?
Isn't that what Scandinavians are
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I knew that
Call them Scandinavian and they get all uppity.
And my personal Scandinavian is indeed blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# And leggy, I bet.
Like a spider. Or an octopus. Though the latter would probably stray into tentacle territory.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I'd bet leggy as well.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I'll avoid detailing her physical characteristics
but I can confirm that she does indeed have legs. Two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Ok, now I have the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I'm Scandinavian
but not blonde or leggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# You're ginger and angry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I'm not angy.
I just like punching people. It's therapeutic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# According to Wiki it can be.
As can Iceland and the Faroes
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Woah! They're like bits of wood fastened together!
Are they full of dust and shit now then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# loaded with books now
and shit and dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)