butter your bollocksit's easier than peeling them off the chair.
plus, the dog might lick them afterwards.
(plus, the dog might lick them afterwards.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:33,
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what about a cat? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:39,
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abrasive tonguenice
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:40,
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although cats are more likely to chew your knackers Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:42,
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de-teeth the catmonths prior though, the last thing any bloke would want is a bloody faced moggy gumming on his man danglers
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47,
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this is making me laughrather more than it should
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47,
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i wish there wasa pussy licking my balls......
hang on, that's not worked, has it? It's officially too late for a double entendre
(unless you've got a big one)
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:44,
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hang on, that's not worked, has it? It's officially too late for a double entendre
(unless you've got a big one)
the pussy you're thinking of doesn't have a tongueunless there have been some very strange developments in genetic engineering lately
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47,
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stop feeding it toffees Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:00,
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