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# Well
I think I'm gonna hit the sack, get plenty of sleep for the B3ta booze up tommorow.

Small addition this time, but I like the sleepy monkey.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:44, archived)
# Peaches on the pull


note to self: must try harder.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:39, archived)
# Mata hari on a ferrari without her sari
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:39, archived)
# Are...
prank e-mails a stupid waste of time and only done by complete nobbers?
If they arn't can anyone think of some good ideas
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:37, archived)
# IMHO
yes they are.
Don't do it.

Unless you want to.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:56, archived)
# mind you
A friend of mine thinks they are sent out by companies who want to compile a mailing list for spam.
They just send it out and every time they get it back, take down the names...
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] inspired by nobbynobody
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:29, archived)
# Heh
hehehehe
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:45, archived)
# i dont get it
and who is she?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Damian
Hurst, an "artist" won the turner prize with a sheep in a tank of formaldihyde. I put a sheep in a jeep, then Spacefish put a sheep in a jeep in a tank of formaldihyde.

Get it?

..And she's my wooyay girl. Nuff-sed.

Spacefish, does that say "YAY" on the wall behind Mr Hurst? did you add that?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# it does indeed
i've done that a few times, you're the first to spot one (or at least to ask about it)
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 0:06, archived)
# Well
yay me then.

Goodnight.
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 0:19, archived)
# The Future

Pointless, I know.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)
# Poo
can't you do onClick javascript thingys in the message text? I was going to do an incredibly interactive light switch turner prize entry as well!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)
# nah
if it's good, decorate it up and give it its own page. you can submit linkies, same as images!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)
# good plan -
we disabled alot of scripting stuff as people mess with the board and break it.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# good point!
It isn't really worth the hassle of giving it's own page though - just the usual shit bg/textcolor change - with hilarious consequences! :\
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:42, archived)
# if you don't
i will, and i'll pretend it's my idea =)
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 0:19, archived)
# that does it, i've had enough
i'm off to bed

goodnight everyone

thanks to b3ta, i've managed to stretch one day's history revision into three, so now i have to rush (and screw up) learning for the english exam before it.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)
# you gone now?
well, good luck anyway.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# This has got to
have been done before...hasn't it?


Sheep in a Jeep anyone?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# you sir
are a bad man
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# That's
better



Isn't it?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# it IS worse than crack!
this is two times in the last three days that i've been on b3ta when it's become tommorow. arrgh!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# It's only 4pm here sunshine
You have to stay up for another 8 hours yet!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# i've been here since before 16o'clock BST
so i've done my time, guv'nor
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# i wake up- i b3ta- i go to bed
i left the house only to acquire food so as to maintain this lifestyle =)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)
# ¿left the house?
what ever are you talking about?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)
# you know
the suffocating, flesh-melting, life-sapping, skin-burning fresh air that The Other People talk about *shudders*
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:40, archived)
# nice to see
That you're putting your hours in on here, viv!

BTW, your thing is up now! hope the choice of piccy is what you expected!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# baboomcha
anna ford in a honda accord



baboomcha
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
# Heh
...In an Ford Ka.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)
# Anna Ford in an accord, fording a ford, in a ford
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] more scary baby art

i actually think this looks quite good.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)
# except for the scary lack of eyes
damned souless babies, coming over here, stealing our women
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# i've got an artsyfartsy anim coming up
i am trying to think of something to end it, but i might just loop it. hang about.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] nicked your image
to show what babies are really like.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)
# The Fear
You play Flying Kitten in her fearfull run
across seven different levels while chased by
The most Frightening Monster ever imagined
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)
# .
Ban this sick filth now!
etc. :)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# can someone divulge (for those of us
who weren't paying attention at the time) what the origin of The Fear is? Or is that tempting...ARGGHHHHH!!!!!!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)
# well alright
i made this weird photoshop doodle, not knowing that it was in fact a terrifying alien entering into this world through my mind. fortunately, pickledpizza saw it immediately for what it was (for it was The Fear, bringer of, um, fear) and cried out in a similar way to that which i demonstrated above. clear?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)
# oh, well thats all right then
nothing to worry abou.....AARGGHHHHHHHH...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:48, archived)
# Hang on,
Wasn't it crab bloke who originally recognised it as "The Fear"?
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 3:45, archived)
# The Quo In A Mondeo

This must have been done before ... sorry
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# shouldn't he
look where he's driving?

or it really will be a case of disaster quo
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# looks like passenger-quo (i don't know their names)
has just come up for air
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# reckless, bloody reckless ...
The selfish gits couldn't give a toss.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] My desktop

The needles are my focus on the kitten. It represents the sming/spong/scrunt of mozilla, and stuff wot i am to fick to discrybe
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)
# oi oi oi oi
Anyone know of a free host that allows CGI and perl? I've finally decided to give learning it a shot and Netfirms is royally boned when it comes to the cgi-bin.

Have a picture of a kitten and Brian Blessed for your trouble. (Brian scowers my wheelie bins for scraps of food)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# have a look at
these lovely chaps. not used them myself but they looked nice when i was shopping for hosts. there is of course a banner =/
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# Arigato.
"FTP access 7-24 to your site"

Aww, only 7 hours a day, 24 days a week?

Sounds perfik, thanks :)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# Ayatollah in a Toyota Corolla

No fatwahs thank you.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# with francis ford cuppola the bowler
winning graniola in a tombola, by playing with the controller, whilst directing his new film 'the Solar Patroller'
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# .
Rolf Harris in a Toyota Yaris?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# Attilla the Hun in a Mitsubishi Shogun
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

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