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# I want one...
as featured in the Metro this morning:
Paddington Bear for the 21st Century.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:20, archived)
# morning maestro
It's scarey to be back at work after such a binge. How are you?
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:26, archived)
# Binge? I don't know what you mean...
I would never binge. I am fine, fine. How did you feel on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:28, archived)
# with my hands.........
I felt like I had inhaled a pint of tar, but after another quick booyakasha jump around to Christina Aguillera and a mince around on the net we went to the pub for breakfast and the rest of the daylight hours. When are you up for another sesh then?
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:36, archived)
# well it will have to be done.
Get some more of these odd folks down to the big smoke I think.
What's the name of the Christina Aguiggugigugiererelelera remix again? I want to get hold of a copy. It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:42, archived)
# it was the genie in a bottle choon.
can your email handle it if I send it to you?
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:43, archived)
# it can
if you have it, certainly. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:44, archived)
# And the b3ta
version
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 4:19, archived)
# Cats are evil
and deserve this fate......

It's cold in here!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:18, archived)
# Better than Aardman...
Skeletor and Gang - If you haven't watched them before then do so now :)

-=NMN=-
(NoneMoreNegative, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 1:17, archived)
# Skeletor!!!!! C'mon
Right, that's my next half hour taken up
(Nacho, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I was bored.


(Betty Walnut, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ColonBlow?
For those nasty sins cought in the lower intestines and beyond.

(Betty Walnut, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Daddy Clive Sinclair Ryder
The evil of Sir Clive Sinclair Ryder and her leather boy Jesus..
(scabby dog, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 20:37, archived)
# hello. here's a really lame
joke site for anyone that's INTERESTED
(cold, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] more adventure bible....
(scabby dog, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] adventure bible: Jesusinator
it really is a good book once you get into it..
(scabby dog, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 19:18, archived)
# that is
fkking mental
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 2:46, archived)
# Kids have no respect

(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 17:31, archived)
# Teenagers aren't any better
(Autoclave, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] holy cow! its a christ..
Ive changed my mind, this is the holy cow with the face of Jesus
(scabby dog, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 17:25, archived)
# Alright! Hold it!
This simply isn't fair. I would like to state once and for all that I deserve credit for the "Holy cow" photoshop pun, as I did a delightful rendition of Jesus with a cow head last Friday, and wasn't able to email it in until last night. Strangely, it has yet to appear in the Jesus archive. Check your email, guys!
(OtaKuno, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 19:23, archived)
# your right
i agree with you you probably did


: )
(scabby dog, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 4:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you ready to rock?
The subtle smile says it all :)
(Manswallos, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] jesus christ! its a cow
the holy cow with the face of our precious holy lord and savoury
(scabby dog, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Mexico 1986: England vs Argentina
Maradona's "Hand of God" goal was really only "Hand of Son of God"...
(bruzie, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 16:34, archived)
# Ok, this is pissing me off now. Lets Try again


What about this time ?
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 16:11, archived)
# Close up of Wininas Beauty Mark
Winona 4-Ever

(Betty Walnut, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 15:58, archived)
# Amusing Link
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_474114.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
-or- Click here they are the same link Just in time for the holidays.
(RabidLeper, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] jesus h corbett
"oh father you've gone and
done it now, haven't you,
getting me crucified, I knew
I should never have made that last collection at
Pilates 'ouse." "moan moan
moan, thats all you do, no
respect for your old dad",
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 15:09, archived)

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