London B3TA Mini Spaz

In London's Trendy Soho there will be beer for London B3TA types. It will be on the 17th November (Thursday) at whenever you can get there (after 5.30ish). It will be in Two Floors (aka The Bar With No Name) on Kingley Street, which is a diddler of a street that runs parrallel to Carnaby Street.

[edit] the bar with no name is the bar with the black front and no indication as to the bars name on the outside, it is next to "Red"

Come Drink.

( blinder back for good, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 13:06, Reply)

My name's Moose,

I'm an alco-alco-alco...

Ah, soddit, gimme a beer.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 13:09, Reply)

Mine of course is a guiness

(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 13:21, Reply)

Guinness

all the way!

( Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 16:53, Reply)

Hurrah for That Soho

and all who sail in her.
very bad photos of previous Soho bash here

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 13:16, Reply)

haha

Hadn't seen the photos!

Superb!

(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 13:24, Reply)

I'm debating whether to bring my 'proper' camera in order to take good photos

but for bashes such as last week's it'd be overkill.

Multimap link to pub
B.I.T.E review page for pub

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 20:04, Reply)

Christ, it sounds ace!!

"Pretty scandinavian type girls police the bar, loud and intrusive music throughout the evening...."

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 16:16, Reply)

Fuck it

I'll try and make it. it's the only language you bastards understand ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 16:00, Reply)

meself and Ptotleoleoleolyemy are going to pop along also

hope that`s OK

I`ve no idea who any of you are, you sneaky bashers

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 22:18, Reply)

Dude

If you're going then I'll pop along, I work on Carnaby street so all is cool ;)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 14:05, Reply)

Good man

Drink till 6am and still turn up for work early next morning, you can't lose

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 16:16, Reply)

woo! class

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 11:53, Reply)

excellent, jolly good show

i shall look forward to bumming meeting you!

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 17:16, Reply)

meating? :D

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:19, Reply)

^ what he said

do please excuse us if we make too much noise

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 22:41, Reply)

how will we know who you are?

perhaps if you wear a red carnation and carry a copy of the Times under your left arm?

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 17:17, Reply)

just make sure somebody wears a b3ta t-shirt or a dick beattie napkin

those seem to be the giveaway signs these days ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 11:52, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*BELM*





_{I have no idea.}

( Goldfish_, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 10:27, Reply)

I may also

...in the tradition of Jobe at the last Soho bash...
be bringing along a delightful non-b3tan housemate of mine. If she agrees to come, I'm sure you'll all make her welcome?

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 23:49, Reply)

*ahem*

make her welcome leer and offer to bum her within an inch or her life?

and then bum her another inch..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 10:31, Reply)

trust me

if she fancied me (which she doesn't) I'd have bummed her till she couldn't see straight, let alone walk straight.

So anyone else wanting to try their luck is welcome...

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:48, Reply)

I work in Soho

I have no idea who you are and have never indulged in a b3ta bash

Can i come?

(hamchicken&peas, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 12:58, Reply)

course

( blinder back for good, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 15:47, Reply)

please do

sign yourself up there fella (/girly?)

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 16:51, Reply)

absolutely!

Do not have the fear. Save that for the next day - for we'll get proper smashed am sure!

(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 17:31, Reply)

i'll join in

( mongychops, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 22:23, Reply)

\m/ ROCK AND ROLL! \m/

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:17, Reply)

hmmm...

I may try and invest in an offensive Chinstrap Tee shirt...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:48, Reply)

All 'chinstrap' is offensive

Shirly?

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:08, Reply)

Very true

And don't call me Shirley :P

What time are people getting down there?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:28, Reply)

Would anyone be kind enough to supply a mobile no. here

I'm a spaz and something is bound to go wrong...

( Goldfish_, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 8:28, Reply)

just turn up at the pub.. dead easy

if nobody`s there, just drink pints :)

.. I`ll be popping along after work (if I don`t die in the meantime), and wearing a blue Tazmanian Devil tie

.. but no copy of the New York Times, or a carnation

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 11:33, Reply)

Okay.

I hope to get there at about 7 - 7:30.

( Goldfish_, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 11:38, Reply)

LIGHTWEIGHT!

;)

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 11:42, Reply)

so true though...

:(

( Goldfish_, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 11:49, Reply)

awwww it`s OK

mongychops will look after you ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 12:19, Reply)

She'll be there to greet you all!


(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 13:44, Reply)

*stiffens*

( Goldfish_, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:16, Reply)

Me

I'm wearing my Gun Store T Shirt with a H&K Mp5 on it, a wooly Train drivers hat and long hair with ripped Jeans. I will be wearing a parker too and camoflarge shoes.

Seriously.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:39, Reply)

How do you find your shoes?

(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:56, Reply)

I DON'T!!

*cries*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:00, Reply)

you`re likely to get shot in the head for wearing gun-encrusted clothing

by some short sighted PC plod


long hair? good lord man.. are you a man or a .. er.. girl?

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:03, Reply)

bit of both

I hope.

(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:04, Reply)

I love the thought of

that I could be shot at any moment, gives me a rush.

A Girl *licks hairy moobies*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:07, Reply)

man oh man

I`d better run to Superdrug and get me some Old Spice

mah luck is IN!

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:24, Reply)

sniggers

You do that too eh! Good work!

(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:31, Reply)

Pwoar!!

Old Spice! You know the way to a girls heart/ laundry bin :D

*Don't steal the dirty panties DON'T*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:47, Reply)

I come with dirty pants

FACT.

(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:57, Reply)

sorry, Donkey Gums.. blunder kid`s getting the frottage tonight!

FUCK YEAH

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 16:03, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!!!

*buys somerfield margarine*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 16:28, Reply)

does this place actually have two floors?

and if so, which floor will people be on?

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 16:57, Reply)

you'll smell me

(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:15, Reply)

i have the fear of wandering around bars looking for people i don't know

(hamchicken&peas, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:20, Reply)

em, I`ll have a blue Taz Devil tie on, will be chain smoking, and probably talking to a scruffy bugger who drinks Guinness (mongychops)

that might help ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:40, Reply)

i'm a scruffy Guinness drinker

i shall be getting there around 6ish

(hamchicken&peas, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:44, Reply)

*looks at time of post*

you work in the pub AICMFP

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:52, Reply)

5 mins from the pub

;o)

(hamchicken&peas, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:54, Reply)

you`re gonna be late ;)

fuck I need to sneak out now.. arrived late this morning and all

MEH!

/isn`t really scared of boss .. honest

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:56, Reply)

Probably start off on first

then role around and make a plum of myself asking strangers the phrase 'b3ta'?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:34, Reply)

I`ll keep an eye out for the gun and the invisible trainers

I`ll be in a bloody suit, because you can`t write web sites in jeans and a t-shirt... obviously

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 17:40, Reply)