Duck a L'orange

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:25, More)

( d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:23, More)

this guy broke into a women who he had never met before's house. he knew a pretty young women lived there. he did not know that she had a lvoing husband and two children
aged 3 and 1 year old. her husband was gone and he knew that. he broke in and forced her on the ground and while the three year old watched from the other room he bound her up and gagged her. he threw her in the trunk of his green camereo. he drove her over to his house,hidden in the wilderness of colorado, and his next door neighbor watched him drag his victim into his house. she was brutally raped for three hours. he then tied her up again and put her in the back seat of his car. he knew where he was going. no one else did. the girl's family knew she was missing and so did the police. three people that he drove past saw a hogtied woman in his backseat banging on the windows and two of them could her her scream. only one of them called the cops. by the time the dispatcher had sent out the call to get it had been too late. she had been taken out to the woods and shot point blank in the mouth and given a shallow grave. hours later the man was arrested. when question by detectives he denied all that he knew he had done. his lies had changed several times and after long enough he had lawyer present. and he expects a fair trial still.

he looks like this:


( d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:23, More)

Do abused ducks count?



( collapsibletank procreates, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:12, More)

Also...
Simon knew his time would come. Waiting. Waiting.



Waiting.

( collapsibletank procreates, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:49, More)

RAUARGGHHHHH! *quak*



( collapsibletank procreates, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:43, More)

Ie blame Ttssattsre.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:23, More)

!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:05, More)

have a compo pea


and


( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 6:42, More)

might as well have a repost. in a used thread.

CFB
( madrabbit is fully prepared, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 6:28, More)

i took an actual picture of waterfowl intercourse!
They were geese, mind you, but still... goose wang!

And it was at a children's zoo too, for shame!
( madrabbit is fully prepared, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 6:24, More)

BOMBAY DUCK

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 6:14, More)

the canucks that haunt the late gay shift are gunna bum you silly


ed: is this compo worthy? I'm not sure if they're ducks though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 5:25, More)

Ducks is it?
Morning :)

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 5:22, More)

bad ducky wuckys...

.................PURE EVIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 3:30, More)

BAM

( McBadger COW, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:59, More)

RATATATATATATA


I hear they shoot at babies with those things.
( Grampa, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:59, More)

Quack dealer says "Its good chit!"

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:23, More)

Blah . . . blah . . . blah . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:13, More)

Virginia Duck

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:04, More)