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Creationists believe that everything in the universe was created absolutely by a deity, and that evolution is hocus pocus, despite all the evidence to the contrary. Please portray this conflict using God's own image-manipulation software.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 21:52)
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# His eyes are too close together

so he must be wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 23:14, More)
# ENTRY! bindun?
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(creem all over your face, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 22:44, More)
# God is just through the doors and to the right on the veranda

Go geeza!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 22:40, More)
# Possibly bindun

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 21:49, More)
# Tired images, I know.


Why dont they us Teardrop for the UK version of House MD, it be crap without it.
(escherspencil, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 21:45, More)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 18:58, More)
# Fact..

smaller, less stoopid eyes
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 18:39, More)
# Get The Book

(Banster Daddy or Uncle? Daddy or Uncle? Hmm. Both please!, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 18:26, More)
# The Bible Always Skips This Bit

(__, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:57, More)
# And on the Eighth Day

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#

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# Nothing to see here.

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# Creationalism and science are difficult so I made a diagram to help you
It's big, like the universe. :)



Click for bigger (83KB)

[edit] This is a real diagram, I only changed the words.
(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:33, More)
# How to win theological debates.

(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:11, More)
# ...

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# Have some backwards evolution


Hmm, seems tenuous for the compo. Aaah, nuts to it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:29, More)
# Belly buttons - God's seal of approval
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(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:09, More)
# Speaking of apples, have a pea

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:20, More)
# WOW!
That is by far the woosomest thing I have seen this week!
Gratz....
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19, More)
# probably better in my head, but...


Dreadfully sorry about this.
(Nine Volt Chicken inappropriate meme goes here, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:14, More)
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