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Creationists believe that everything in the universe was created absolutely by a deity, and that evolution is hocus pocus, despite all the evidence to the contrary. Please portray this conflict using God's own image-manipulation software.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 21:52)
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# The dawn of.....man?

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(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:52, More)
# Yeah.

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, More)
# Blimey!

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:22, More)
# Wombats are sorely
unrepresented on here



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(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:13, More)
# Poppycock! said Philosoraptor

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, More)
# Probably been done before?

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, More)
# If only he got the full version...

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# Text on pictures

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# This compo needs more terror and mayhem!


No, it's not just TOAP, because there is implied irony in such a scenerio.
(Both religions base their creation 'theories' on almost identical texts, but they hardly ever seem to get along).
That should lift it one notch above crappy TOAP, according to the faq extended edition, page 514, paragraph 6 of the chapter 244 100 things you've always wanted to know about TOAP but were afraid to ask
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, More)
# Meh.....
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ptang!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, More)
# Friday wordmash
With apologies to JJ



bindun?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, More)
# Perhaps it was a lack of personal hygeine that caused dinosaur extinction...

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# this is NOT shite...
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SO I'M NOT FUCKING sorry
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cfb

sorry cr3
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# They left this bit out.

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, More)
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# here we go


sorted out the whole *i fucked up and forgot to put it into the compo and will blame the computer for my error* thing
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# Ooh, ya cheatin' bastad!

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# Genesis, by The Neville...

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