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Creationists believe that everything in the universe was created absolutely by a deity, and that evolution is hocus pocus, despite all the evidence to the contrary. Please portray this conflict using God's own image-manipulation software.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 21:52)
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# Call me an elevator...


...'cos I'm going straight down to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:29, More)
# Ah, thats how they did it.

(Mazrim, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:03, More)
# After the Second Coming Darwin had to resort to desperate measures to sell his book.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, More)
# 'ningles, 'nagles, 'nongles peeps

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, More)
# true story!!

[click for bigger]

[LIES!!]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, More)
# Take on me....
Take me on...

I'll be gone

(I too have soiled myself with this chicanery)
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, More)
# Dont really understand teh compo but have this anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, More)
# I wish to raise a formal objection...
... to all of the 'shops and cartoons depicting dinosaurs being left behind during the Great Flood. You will never convince people if you insist on telling LIES!



edit - source of quote:
www.noahsarkzoofarm.co.uk/education/what-happened/exhibitions/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, More)
# Little Donkey, Little Donkey...

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:00, More)
# ning all
It's trues I tells ya


Click to see what the hell it is (189KB)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 5:44, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 3:47, More)
# Take that, you old fossil

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 2:53, More)
# repost for compo.
No photoshop required....

(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 2:43, More)
# Hey there! It's been a while


This has always been what I thought about the creationist thing.
(Dan Jaw, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 1:49, More)
# Creationist science class

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 1:04, More)
# bastwanks!
May as well slip this in here as it certainly isn't worth a new thread.


(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 0:40, More)
# TOSEP*

Text on someone else's picture (b3ta.com/board/7296737)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 0:28, More)
# I was actually going to make this spiffy thing...
church sign

...with dinosaurs falling off the edge of the world, and that explaining how they
got into the various fossil layers and so on--but then I got sidetracked by something shiny,
so this is what happened instead.
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 0:12, More)
# ...

(bxs, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 23:41, More)
# last one tonight...

(londoner, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 23:33, More)
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