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Euphemisms! The lubricant of polite society around the world, we want to see just what you can't quite bring yourself to express. Make sure your computer isn't exposing too much ankle and stick your pics on the board.

(Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:13)
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# compo?


badum dish
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 17:06, More)
# At last, Gerald was finally getting to see Marjorie's......


/*Edit - Done both now - was rushing before to try and be first on the board with what seems an obvious one
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:55, More)
# The call of the turtle

(eric pikeman, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:54, More)
# I'm pretty sure this means have a poo,

but I'm not entirely certain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:46, More)
# Gerald's wife never suspected that he was really a fudge-nudger

(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:43, More)
# Quickly and poorly done...


...but surely the two most important instruments in any band.

afternoon folks
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:42, More)
# Dolly never got bored of
putting Kojak in a headlock


(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:37, More)
# With a wife like Gail...

.. no one was surprised to learn that Richard had been bashing the Bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! yidaho, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:36, More)
# James knew that to continue would mean a big lifestyle change

(dognutz, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:29, More)
# Michael was afraid his friends would find out he was a
Brown Pipe Engineer

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:26, More)
# I always like to...
...add my special sauce to a badly packed kebab...


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:23, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:22, More)
# Just gotta go drop Mr Brown and family off at the seaside.

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:22, More)
# pull over i'm prairie dogging back here!


when you just cant hold it back no more!
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:21, More)
# Mark was pleased he had seen her
Barking Spider

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:20, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:16, More)
# bit obscure.

(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:14, More)
# At last a challenge I can get my teeth into..
Uphill gardener
Uphill gardener.
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:10, More)
# and another
Sorry lads just had to release a few chocolate hostages

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:09, More)
# Sorry, but someone had to do it
And it gave me a legitimate (cough) reason for mooching round cameltoe.org, which can't be a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:08, More)
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