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Euphemisms! The lubricant of polite society around the world, we want to see just what you can't quite bring yourself to express. Make sure your computer isn't exposing too much ankle and stick your pics on the board.

(Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:13)
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# Ahhh. Do you think your granny realises....


...that that nice Mr Titchmarsh off the telly is an UPHILL GARDENER?
You only usually see him in gardens on a level plane.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:24, More)
# She liked nothing better


Than licking her large mauve envelope...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:24, More)
# repost for competition

(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:18, More)
# Topical

And quite horrid, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:18, More)
# Not that new, but tasty.

(Lambkin, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:12, More)
# Interior design was never really one of my strong points

(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:11, More)
# Woo
Roger was always displeased at Joans poor attempts to stop leaving her Map Of Africa on the bed


(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:10, More)
# Baps Windsor
The crew never tired of every Friday when Peggy would "get the boys out"


(Lox, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:09, More)
# Wot's this then, you lot?


*edit*...oh, *new* euphemism? Arsebadgers
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:09, More)
# And I give you:


click to big it up
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:05, More)
# ben spent hours every day

teaching jane to flick her bean

repost for compy, loik.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:01, More)
# Just time for a quick...

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:01, More)
# Jack Straw tickling his Chocolate Starfish..

Click here for bigger picture
(fishy_smell, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:59, More)
# Not a first


EDIT Oh it says a New euphemism
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:58, More)
# As it was his birthday James suggested that Caroline tried his Marble Peach


back

door
(Smudger, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:54, More)
# Ok, i have all my protective gear on...
im can now safely explore this damp pink tunnel

once again, you can click for smally goodness

I'm going for a walk, i may be some time
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:52, More)
# dropped the kids off at the pool
sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:51, More)
# if my misses doesn't have one of her 'headaches'
this is what i'll be doing


(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:50, More)
# First Attempt....

(NippleTweaka, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:45, More)
# Ooh this is bad
Yes, he's chucking his guts up...


(cattleprod, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:44, More)
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