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Euphemisms! The lubricant of polite society around the world, we want to see just what you can't quite bring yourself to express. Make sure your computer isn't exposing too much ankle and stick your pics on the board.

(Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:13)
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# In the spirit of the competition


I thought I would

"Whack the weasel".
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:40, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:39, More)
# Say what you see

(dirty_root, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:31, More)
# wrestling with.....


*sorry for the poor quality
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:29, More)
# Billy.

(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:27, More)
# jerkin the gherkin

(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:21, More)
# screwing out the ear wax

(LazyBastard, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:21, More)
# Alan was horrified that the Kids Petting Zoo promoted such abuse

(milkboy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:21, More)
# What a relief

(plankton, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:18, More)
# Great British Wildlife #1



The chutney ferret. Click for bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:17, More)
# Bash the Bishop?

(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:15, More)
# Little did they know

that I was tickling the cheeseman's nose....
(Maels, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:07, More)
# Jeff was an expert muff diver.


(OK, so it's crap...)
(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:04, More)
# "sorry I'm late...

..I was rearranging Captain Sensible's fruity triangles."
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:04, More)
# I tried that randomizer Euphemism thingy
and it gave me

Tenderizing the one-eyed lemur

which I though was slightly amusing. It isn't bad considering I'm supposed to be working.


(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:01, More)
# Kerb Crawling

(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:59, More)
# This weekend i hope to be blasting the beaver

(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:59, More)
# TJ because it is no-hands.....with a very old euphamism ripost!

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:52, More)
# When you're enjoying your toast with a thick yeast based spread on it

Just think about the brave souls who go and dig it from the Earth for you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:43, More)
# Using that wonderful euphemism generator...

(smoothie, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:35, More)
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