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euphemisms

Euphemisms! The lubricant of polite society around the world, we want to see just what you can't quite bring yourself to express. Make sure your computer isn't exposing too much ankle and stick your pics on the board.

(Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:13)
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# Although he'd been doing it since he was a teenager

Brian was always terrified that mother would come home and catch him massaging Kojak's head
(Neuromesh, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:19, More)
# Well oiled..

(I helped save b3ta! yidaho, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:15, More)
# Janet wondered about Brian...
he alway wanted to yank his plank

not very good, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 12:43, More)
# Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 12:08, More)
# She never seems to go out anymore,
just spends the whole time tickling her badger

(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 11:54, More)
# Twiddling with the nobs

bit of an old joke, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:25, More)
# it's...

clickety-big

the three dollar bill
ok, I've only just seen the drop-down box suggesting we create new euphemisms, but I'm posting this anyway, since it took me an hour
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:23, More)
# .

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 7:33, More)
# thar she blows

edit: compo
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 7:13, More)
# boy, that's a big johnson

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 7:00, More)
# " Like pushing marshmallows into a money box" is how George


described sex without Viagra.
(Smudger, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 2:35, More)
# its not really new, but

i can't come up with anything else
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 2:27, More)
# b3tan generation - mind piss?

(Smudger, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 1:55, More)
# A quick dabble

...in the fur-lined purse
(The_Boy_Monkey, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 1:44, More)
# has this been done before
CHUTNEY LOCKER!

(cheebatv, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 1:22, More)
# more euph

(cheebatv, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 1:03, More)
# Never let sneaky foxes squeeze your prize

(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 0:30, More)
# Topical, yet euphemistic.
One word euphemism.
(Astatine, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 23:28, More)
# this is a bit subtle so look carefully

(cheebatv, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 23:26, More)
# Baby.......

Be gentle with me its a first post!
(Tinky winky has an AK47, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 23:09, More)
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