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what if the things grown-ups tell kids were true?

Grown ups are all bastards. We fool kids into believing a strange man brings gifts at christmas, and a giant, talking rabbit lays chocolate eggs at easter. Open photoshop and show us a world where the lies grown-ups told you are all true.

(Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13)
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(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:03, More)
# If you bite your fingernails, they grow into a HAND inside your TUMMY and BURST OUT and KILL you!


Don't pick your nose or your LEG will FALL OFF!
Don't swear or BUTTERFLIES will steal your HAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:53, More)
# ho ho hum

and let us talk about this reindeer fixation ...
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 13:51, More)
# My parents always told me this but I never tried it. Maybe it's true?

(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 13:47, More)
# Half of you still believe this


quick and dirty
(Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 12:54, More)
# Rules are subject to interpretation

(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 12:43, More)
# quicko compo posto
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(previously on the west wing, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 12:28, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 13 Jul 2005, 12:22, More)
# Bill Giles

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 11:39, More)
# You won't feel it if you don't...

(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 11:15, More)
# arrots

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 11:06, More)
# No wonder he's smiling

(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:36, More)
# eating cheese before bedtime gives you nightmares

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 23:57, More)
# Dunno if it's been done....


My first compo post ever, using MSpaint due to shoplessness...

be gentle....
(wraithbladeuk, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 22:41, More)
# my book is an open heart...

(JcmS, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 22:01, More)
# LOOK AT TEH PR0N!!!11

(The Potato Monkey, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 21:18, More)
# I did this one first:


"No Matter how close to the edge he got, the cars never did suck him off."


but I thought that tubes were more topical?


(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 20:47, More)
# However close to the edge he got, it just never happened.



(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 20:28, More)
# Nag nag nag

(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 20:09, More)
# compost du jour
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(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 19:42, More)
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