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what if the things grown-ups tell kids were true?

Grown ups are all bastards. We fool kids into believing a strange man brings gifts at christmas, and a giant, talking rabbit lays chocolate eggs at easter. Open photoshop and show us a world where the lies grown-ups told you are all true.

(Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13)
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# what have i told you about killing insects?

(psausage76, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:58, More)
# Food or Beauty Product?


redexed? part 1 | 2
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:56, More)
# First compost.


Kids won't believe you? Take them to the local hospital.
(BenPanced, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:32, More)
# Uh oh... looks like I'm getting a new brother or sister...

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:02, More)
# Just imagine the logistics of it!

Slightlybiggerised
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:35, More)
# ...just in time for the compo

and this one is (not) funny because it is true
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 15 Jul 2005, 14:09, More)
# I hope I'm not too late

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:44, More)
# Its more scared of you than you are of him...
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... bullshit!
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:13, More)
# I'm sorry daddy!!

(Ubersonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 21:33, More)
# lazy comp post
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(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 20:38, More)
# They think Cillit Bang is versatile....



Click for Biggy:
(Jambosive, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 17:37, More)
# We've all done it...
...before discoveringthe joys of Swarfega:


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 14:15, More)
# I always wondered
about the babies that didn't get found...





(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 13 Jul 2005, 23:10, More)
# Sticks and stones may break your bones....

(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 21:20, More)
# toothfairy :)

[my website]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 20:29, More)
# This is true...Honest!

(mookiepookie 1 third of a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 20:11, More)
# Curiosity vs Fear on Rotten.com


edit: ooh a bit blurry, don't strain your eyes!
(JcmS, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 19:47, More)
# return of bad maths for the compo


(my dad told me if i stuck my finger in my bellybutton, my bum would fall off)
(whatsinaname, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:48, More)
# I can't work out if this is too 'off compo' or not, so I've comped in anyway. Nerr.

(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:23, More)
# hello again - haven't been here in an age xx


I believed this till age 14 in the school canteen when the truth dawned on me like a tonne of bricks, before that it made total logical sense.
I never trusted mummy again

WHY DID YOU LIE?!!
(Squishie, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:15, More)
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