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What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? (This challenge is now closed)
Grown ups are all bastards. We fool kids into believing a strange man brings gifts at christmas, and a giant, talking rabbit lays chocolate eggs at easter. Open photoshop and show us a world where the lies grown-ups told you are all true.
(Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13)
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When i used to babysit my litle borther my mum would tell me (in front of my brother), 'If he is naughty, phone father christmas and tell him not to bring him any toys'. it actually worked, all i would to to make him behave was to pick up the phone, dial anything and fake a conversation with santa.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:53, More)
Blame your kids for the weather!
Which explains why they don't have enough rain in Africa. They always eat up!
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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:47, More)
Don't use naughty words, or else BUTTERFLIES will steal your HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
Did only my mum say this?
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giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:00, More)
Ah, the simple days, when if you wanted something enough it would come true
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The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:06, More)
if you undo your bellybutton
your bum falls off
edit: ok it was cheap and quick cuz my boss is a canuté
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robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:45, More)
"You'd forget your own head if it weren't screwed on."
the GIMP is all teh difficult to use. But it's all I have.
( giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:20, More)
quick, cheap and unfluffeh
shwt i tell the lil un - when u naughty, GO TO THE NAUGHTY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!
paintbrush is easier and dirtier than teh photoshop and teh GIMP
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, More)
It was raining cats and dogs today
and my plane was delayed because it had to be defluffed
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 5:22, More)
You always
wondered who was on the other end of the line...
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:21, More)
Kids, Rover's gone to a special farm for old dogs...
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Queen of Cheesecake, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:49, More)
What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? (This challenge is now closed)Grown ups are all bastards. We fool kids into believing a strange man brings gifts at christmas, and a giant, talking rabbit lays chocolate eggs at easter. Open photoshop and show us a world where the lies grown-ups told you are all true.
(Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13)
...
When i used to babysit my litle borther my mum would tell me (in front of my brother), 'If he is naughty, phone father christmas and tell him not to bring him any toys'. it actually worked, all i would to to make him behave was to pick up the phone, dial anything and fake a conversation with santa.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:53, More)
Blame your kids for the weather!
Which explains why they don't have enough rain in Africa. They always eat up!
(
RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:47, More)
Don't use naughty words, or else BUTTERFLIES will steal your HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
Did only my mum say this?
(
giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:00, More)
Ah, the simple days, when if you wanted something enough it would come true
(
The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:06, More)
if you undo your bellybutton
your bum falls off
edit: ok it was cheap and quick cuz my boss is a canuté
(
robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:45, More)
"You'd forget your own head if it weren't screwed on."
the GIMP is all teh difficult to use. But it's all I have.
(
giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:20, More)
quick, cheap and unfluffeh
shwt i tell the lil un - when u naughty, GO TO THE NAUGHTY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!
paintbrush is easier and dirtier than teh photoshop and teh GIMP
(
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, More)
It was raining cats and dogs today
and my plane was delayed because it had to be defluffed
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 5:22, More)
You always
wondered who was on the other end of the line...
(
F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:21, More)
Kids, Rover's gone to a special farm for old dogs...
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Queen of Cheesecake, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:49, More)