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what if the things grown-ups tell kids were true?

Grown ups are all bastards. We fool kids into believing a strange man brings gifts at christmas, and a giant, talking rabbit lays chocolate eggs at easter. Open photoshop and show us a world where the lies grown-ups told you are all true.

(Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13)
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# Never realised just how serious this was...

(JcmS, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 18:34, More)
# "You'll get blisters on your tongue if you lie."

(Interzone, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 18:12, More)
# only worked if you had long hair...

(girlracer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 17:59, More)
# maybe my mother was just twisted


previous mom's saying.bite nails=worms in eyes

^another mspaint winner
(I helped save b3ta! eat bostik, it's better than putting Carol Vorderman's head in a blender (just), Tue 12 Jul 2005, 16:42, More)
# Parents never mention that Santa has a sadistic side...:D

(Curt Sibling, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 13:54, More)
# Nothing to be scared of.............

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:54, More)
# Well it could be under the gravy

(Smudger, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:20, More)
# Peperami Lite
New flavour (it's what they put in the noodles)

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(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:20, More)
# Damn Government Health Warnings
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(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:01, More)
# Well I never

(Smudger, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:26, More)
# empty threat... or not?
I'll give you something to cry about...
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbit is fully prepared, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:55, More)
# She was warned....

(Pseudonym, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:58, More)
# sorry about the excessive sizeage


but it does cover 2 grownup myths in one pic, so it should be allowed
(The Potato Monkey, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:07, More)
# WE used to make our own amusements



Late Edit: anyone spotted teh quo?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:06, More)
# .

(andrewg, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:04, More)
# G'dayvening

(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:34, More)
# night night, sleep tight...........
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(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:17, More)
# Here comes the choo-choo train through the tunnel
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sick sad world
(previously on the west wing, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:34, More)
# The bad men come out at night

(RandomMandela hellow, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:29, More)
# apparently, if you don't stop doing it...

might explain why i wear glasses, anyway
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:20, More)
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