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Forget all those wussy "lifestyle" products. What we'd like to see in these straightened times are the proper, manly things that Andy McNabb and Chuck Norris would buy, and how they'd be used.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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# ...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:27, More)
# sorry last one...

(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:44, More)
# Chuck Norris doesn't use stock cubes


He just mashes baby chicks with his fists
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14, More)
# i'm fuckin watchin you mate

(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:54, More)
# Chuck Norrisons

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, More)
# Enter Sandman

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:46, More)
# 'ning

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:41, More)
# Prob bindun

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 20:26, More)
# *slips an old one in*

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:06, More)
# NING!


click for theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:17, More)
# Bit harsh?


I realise there's a crappy banner in the corner but to tired to sort it.
(42thefloor, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:38, More)
# No vitamin-enhanced macrobiotics here


Edit: Blimey, 999 posts
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, More)
# 'ave it!

(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, More)
# Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:51, More)
# johnson and johnson no more tears


only posted twice ages ago but im glad im back!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:34, More)
# We do love a good BBQ.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:47, More)
# The perfect 'Stocking Filler'

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:05, More)
# Am I Right?

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:11, More)
# Blame HaroldBishop'sLoveChild

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:09, More)
# I think this compo's getting to me.
I just went out and bought a new cordless drill to hang a mirror for Mrs. H.

Said drill, by the way, comes with a reversible screwdriver bit, but no feckin' drill bits. Mnnnnnnnnng.

Anyways, it got me to thinking...


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:05, More)
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