Caption competition time...

Putin: What's brown and green, has eight legs and if it fell out of a tree onto you would kill you?
Boris: I gohnk no. Whak ij groun and gyeen, haj ayk yegs ang ij ik kell ouk og a kree onkoo you woug kiy you?
Putin: A snooker table.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sun 13 Mar 2022, 15:09, More)

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 23:03, More)

He's a wild and crazy guy!

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 20:47, More)

Robocccp

(raypugh, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:30, More)

Putin is an orville person.

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:14, More)

this was Vladimir Putin's original East German State Security Service (Stasi) idenity card
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( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 6 Mar 2022, 3:56, More)

( The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Sat 5 Mar 2022, 17:49, More)

Creamy Gold Top

(Flumper, Sat 5 Mar 2022, 16:57, More)

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 5 Mar 2022, 16:24, More)

toap

(JauntyArt, Sat 5 Mar 2022, 0:03, More)

(JauntyArt, Fri 4 Mar 2022, 23:33, More)

Vlad The Inhaler

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 3 Mar 2022, 17:09, More)

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 3 Mar 2022, 13:19, More)

Hopefully in the very near future

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 12:14, More)

The Horror!

( An Egg ,D, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 22:28, More)

Why don't you go where fashion sits?

(Flumper, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 16:32, More)

ha ha ha nuclear war ha

(JauntyArt, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 13:49, More)

Party Time

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 0:38, More)

Also terrible

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 23:14, More)

Hi I'm Banksy, send me money.

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