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reborn as porn

Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies. Those naughty porny-people have been doing this, badly, for years. Show them how to do it properly. Please keep the covers Safe For Work*. Stuff that we could happily sell in Woolworths - assuming we still had a woolworths. *this is where the challenge lies thanks to spakmitten for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:57)
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# ....

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:34, More)
# quick and slightly cheap
and doubtlessly bindun...

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:21, More)
# sorry

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:03, More)
# You'll have to know what frotting is


which I'm sure we all do.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:37, More)
# Cranking out another one

(thefwf, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:29, More)
# Verging on sick

(thefwf, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:09, More)
# Works just as well if it was Temple of Poon...
and thinking about it, that would probably have been better, but oh well.


Click for bigger (288 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:35, More)
# Choose 8" heels, 14" hair and lipstick the colour of drying blood

(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:56, More)
# Putting the 'party' back into party conference.

(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:45, More)
# quick and dirty


not sure it would be a 12...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:34, More)
# This is too crap for its own thread so I'll just leave it here

(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:32, More)
# Yea I know--not very imaginative

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:12, More)
# I'll just dump this ancient pea here....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 8:59, More)
# That Tom Baker eh! ...what will he do next?

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 8:21, More)
# AKA "The Trap Men Only Bum Twice"

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 8:19, More)
# HIGH HO, DOCTOR!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 6:06, More)
# Have another old pea

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Oct 2009, 3:06, More)
# mind if I park this here?


surely bin dun already?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:17, More)
# Been a long time since I last posted
But I remember not to pearoast in a new thread so have this:


(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:59, More)
# I don't have to listen to you

anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:44, More)
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