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reborn as porn

Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies. Those naughty porny-people have been doing this, badly, for years. Show them how to do it properly. Please keep the covers Safe For Work*. Stuff that we could happily sell in Woolworths - assuming we still had a woolworths. *this is where the challenge lies thanks to spakmitten for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:57)
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# I just can't stop myself now,

not strictly reborn as it's not yet made but this will probably be just comment...

Original: bengoshisan.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/robocop.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 14:29, More)
# Springcrotch

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:37, More)
# It might not look it, but this has taken fricken ages (!)


Image idea courtesy of the Freebs & Barbie Image Ideas Factory
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:05, More)
# Meh....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:39, More)
# apologies for the obviously ropey work... bindun??

(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:33, More)
# Do we get extra points for anagrams?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:12, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:00, More)
# Me too!! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:50, More)
# Gi's a job. Go on, gi's it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:44, More)
# :)

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:24, More)
# I think this one might even get past the NSFW filters


(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:07, More)
# Ding, Ding!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:56, More)
# Contains no added turtles

(RTFM May your god go with you, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:27, More)
# Specialist Scat Movie?...


Click for bigger (54 kb)
(RTFM May your god go with you, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:45, More)
# Hmmm.... quick and dirty.
Harvesting wild turtles is legal in Florida, and a single seafood company in Fort Lauderdale was reported (2008) as buying about 5,000 pounds of softshell turtles a week. The harvesters (hunters) are paid about $2 a pound; some manage to catch as many as 30-40 turtles (500 pounds) on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:42, More)
# gooooood morning b3etnam!!

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:24, More)
# Last one.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:37, More)
# Another.

Down to the last few from the bunch from yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:06, More)
# And the same again. With norks covered as they are very norkish on the original.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:15, More)
# Sexploitation camp movie updated.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:14, More)
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