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We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Did you hear the one about
the siamese twins who lost their companions whilst walking down a hill?
It's okay, they were joined at the bottom.
(berdum...ching)
massive
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:15, More)
Madame Tussauds Vandalism.
It seems as though someone has melted the face on the Kylie wax model...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:59, More)
What's pink, swollen and makes women scream in the morning?
swollen and makes women scream in the morning?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:45, More)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
click for answer
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, More)
What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler?
Hitler tried to finish the race.
Click for much book-based biggerment.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 0:27, More)
Thought i'd try the compo
from www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48192/
Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, "I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap". Another says, "I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap". The last lady says... "I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper..."
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:36, More)
...racist...very much so.
What do you call one of these:
A holocaust survivor.
(Note: I know its racist, and I don't agree with this joke, I just thought it was a good caption for the picture.)
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B.T., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 21:55, More)
Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.
you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, More)
What's pink and blue, vieny and hard in the morning?
Cot death!
I'm sorry
(, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 15:02, More)
:)
Q. What sits in the corner with its smile getting bigger and bigger?
A. A baby eating razor blades.
[300dpi version]
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 14:01, More)
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
May do the green one later. If I can be arsed.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:44, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Did you hear the one about
the siamese twins who lost their companions whilst walking down a hill?
It's okay, they were joined at the bottom.
(berdum...ching)
massive
(
monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:15, More)
Madame Tussauds Vandalism.
It seems as though someone has melted the face on the Kylie wax model...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:59, More)
What's pink, swollen and makes women scream in the morning?
swollen and makes women scream in the morning?
(
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:45, More)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
click for answer
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, More)
What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler?
Hitler tried to finish the race.
Click for much book-based biggerment.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 0:27, More)
Thought i'd try the compo
from www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48192/
Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, "I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap". Another says, "I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap". The last lady says... "I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper..."
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:36, More)
...racist...very much so.
What do you call one of these:
A holocaust survivor.
(Note: I know its racist, and I don't agree with this joke, I just thought it was a good caption for the picture.)
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B.T., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 21:55, More)
Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.
you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, More)
What's pink and blue, vieny and hard in the morning?
Cot death!
I'm sorry
(, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 15:02, More)
:)
Q. What sits in the corner with its smile getting bigger and bigger?
A. A baby eating razor blades.
[300dpi version]
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 14:01, More)
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
May do the green one later. If I can be arsed.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:44, More)
![[300dpi version]](http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c165/prod1gy69/babyrazor1.gif){kind=link}
