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sick joke illustration

We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page. Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick! UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Pages: 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the latest posts)
# Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. because she didn't have any arms.


(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:58, More)
# Why did Hitler kill himself...



Click for huuuuuuuuge

*feels slightly wrong. but so right...*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 17:48, More)
# Another sick joke entry...
Credit to boyx for the gag.



Bigger here [I never worked out how to link properly on b3ta] : img464.imageshack.us/img464/8988/bigrudejokecomp0fc.jpg
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:03, More)
# What's pink and silver and runs around screaming?

(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:43, More)
# One for the compo...

CFB

(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:16, More)
# Sickest thing I've done

fucking massive print size
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 16:56, More)
# :/

(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 11:19, More)
# How do you make a cat go woof?

Shit I forgot to make a biggarr one. Hold on...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:11, More)
# Compo Entry, then I'm doing proper work for the day
(or at least until lunchtime)

What's red, white, fluffy and sits in a tree?
A Sanitary Owl


click for very, very big

(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:20, More)
# What's red and silver and slowly gets smaller?

click for book sized


A baby playing with a cheese grater
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:18, More)
# Shitty drawing, but anyway ...
but anyway ...

Bigger
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:10, More)
# How do you get a gay man to fuck your girlfriend?

Click for book sized


Shit in her cunt.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:12, More)
# First Drawing for the Sick Jokes Book.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.


Click for bigger

(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 17:07, More)
# Okay, I started drawing this...
with the best intentions and it turned out a bit disturbing really.


edit:By popular opinion it seems it is not too much.
Biggus Clickus
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 16:14, More)
# The worlds smallest pub

click for big

or click here for HUUUUUUGEEEEE
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:35, More)
# RP for joke compo

(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 22:44, More)
# What's blue and fucks grannies?

Click for same size but uncensored


The gerontophilic rapist from the Blue Man Group

Click for as big as a fucking house sized
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 15:15, More)
# Q: What Do Princess Diana & Pink Floyd have in common?

A: Their last big hit was "The Wall"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:59, More)
# Two paedophiles are sat on a park bench...


Clicky for bigger.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 19:27, More)
# What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!
Illustrated sick joke for  b3ta
bigger!

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because sheep don't have strings!


300dpi version for if it gets picked for the book

(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:49, More)
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