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completely fucking useless shit

The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop. Suggested by tommyhaych

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54)
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# :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:58, More)
# Well he is completely fucking useless and a shit...

Look at him crying like a baby!

YES I KNOW IT'S TOAP...

Sue me why don't you!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:52, More)
# Great idea...!
Hope you don't mind me slipping this in here...not worth its own thread.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:47, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:47, More)
# Placebomol

(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:46, More)
# Spamboots: I hope no-one ever really invents them

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:45, More)
# spiffing job sir
mine's not quite worth a new thread...

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:42, More)
# Introducing The Beer Warmer: a uniquely English product.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:39, More)
# PR disaster


Presumably until they find a giant who wants a toy for his kids.
(OP, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:36, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:31, More)
# woo!


(cheeky pearoast)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:25, More)
# cd toasties anyone?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:24, More)
# quality, ps while we're on the subject of food...

Here's the plug;
"It's food....for mongs!"

And not a wotsit in sight either....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:22, More)
# an old one

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:13, More)
# How about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:05, More)
# No more broken wellies...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:04, More)
# yay!
hurrah for fish-projectile contraptions!

Meanwhile, I spy an opportunity for a cheeky, barely-relevant rhyming-product-name pearoast:


(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:53, More)
# Might as well build 'em to match the way they're interpreted...


To be interpreted as follows:

Green: Go for it!!!
Amber / Red: Get your eyes checked, soon...
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:52, More)
# Random



Click for bigger (299 kb)

Hopefully the CFB is working now.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:50, More)
# Afternoon b3ta
I see another compo is upon us

(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:44, More)
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