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completely fucking useless shit

The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop. Suggested by tommyhaych

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54)
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# hahahaha! YAY FOR GLITTER!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:04, More)
# Sorry?

(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:02, More)
# Kitten shades


Prevents moggy fade and pussy blindness.


Yes, I had been drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:45, More)
# Some services are less useful than others



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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:44, More)
# The cheese sandwinch.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:40, More)
# YAY! I thought of one...

And for the geeks among you - that's an actual real life Sickipedia joke on there. I don't make this much effort at work you know!

*Edit* Well, apparently they already exist.
Never realised I was that amazing. Even when I'm thinking up shit its bloody genius.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:38, More)
# Good evening. Completely fucking useless shit, is it?
Good. In my element at last.


(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:38, More)
# Does your voice go squeaky?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:37, More)
# Good concept but....

(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:28, More)
# literally useless

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:03, More)
# when head and shoulders just doesn't cut it

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:51, More)
# i glue

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:51, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:45, More)
# Utterly Useless both the woman and her fitness dvds



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(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:32, More)
# Anne Frank's Drumkit.



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apologies for shitness
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:31, More)
# My completely useless Shit
Ok, so just because I can't (at the moment) think of a useless contraption you've got this instead. I had to get it out of my head. (Sorry)


(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:28, More)
# Great new paint range


(yes I know shadows are rubbish, 1st go with potatoshop is my excuse)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:22, More)
# I got an ace Christmas present, I'm saving it for a rainy day...

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:17, More)
# You know... for kids!

(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:12, More)
# i-rape

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:12, More)
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