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This is a normal post Vaguely reminiscent of me this morning,
glancing at the clock and realising I'd hit dismiss instead of snooze, and I'd overslept.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you sellotape an upturned drawing pin to your snooze button
This stops happening
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely that would encourage me to hit dismiss more?
I like snoozing, it's thinking I'm snoozing when I'm not that's the problem.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love snoozing too!
Although I tend to wake myself up all the time by twitching. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
itch erk
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why? He still would have overslept.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I meant "dismiss"
Perhaps I should have snoozed this morning ..but there was fucking upturned drawing pin attached to the fucking button
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phone your boss & tell him you are too drunk to come in to work.
I'm sure he'll be considerate.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:38, , Reply)