Made from stick, coat hangers, cable ties and porn noodles?
I have most of the ingredients except the porn noodles. Would I find those in the world food section of Waitrose next to the bukkake peas?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:05,
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they are pool noodles
porn noodles are not suitable for aviation
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:09,
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Ah, so that's where I was going wrong
My missus got the shock of her life when I was in the back yard trying to get it up and it did nothing but thump against the back door.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:26,
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You'll probably be wanting to give your back door a good wash down with disinfectant
porn noodles are notoriously unhygenic
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:30,
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