I've found its fun to replace the word walk with wank and walking with wanking in news articles
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:51,
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I've replaced walking with wanking in real life.
Now my legs have withered away and I have a right arm like a fiddler crab.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:14,
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