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This is a link post lonely folks take cabbage out for walks
‘I feel I can transfer my negative thoughts about myself to the cabbage, go for a walk with it and come home feeling better about myself
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good of Tabs to do his bit for the community.

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 3 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That makes perfect sense to me
What a perfect way to overcome depression and loneliness by breaking the ice having conversations with other completely mental people taking their cabbages out for a walk to overcome depression and loneliness being utterly mental. I feel people dragging broken umbrellas on leads would better summarise the broken state of their brains and help them accept the forlorn nature of their insignificant and fruitless existence more effectively. Nothing is as forlorn as an abandoned umbrella.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i was super lonely at school
so i draw a face on a foam ball. it was my friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post nah it was more like...
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Wilson!!

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
"accept the forlorn nature of their insignificant and fruitless existence"

What better way to do that than through Absurdism?
 (loci, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *Caresses cabbage*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post But their existence need not be fruitless
Simply exchange the cabbage for a pineapple.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 4 May 2014, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Not cabbages.
They looked like pak choi to me. Tcch. Young people.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Pak Choi (Brassica rapa, chinensis)
Is a brassica, as are cabbages - so it's the same thing in my book
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've found its fun to replace the word walk with wank and walking with wanking in news articles

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've replaced walking with wanking in real life.
Now my legs have withered away and I have a right arm like a fiddler crab.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Er,
it's part of an art project.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 4 May 2014, 11:07, Reply)