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This is a link post The Wishing Machine - Seems legit*
*Not for all values of legit.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd reckon if he had access to a wishing machine,
he'd wish for a slightly less wonky cameraman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post To look at him, you'd think that list would be pretty fucking long

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish some gullible fuckwit would actually buy one of these things

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Tinted glasses = gobshite
My favourite rule of thumb. Never fails.

Also his middle name is "pee". Pfft.

He's taken a leaf out of Vic Reeves inventions handbook:
- But how does it work, Vic?
- I dunno, but it does
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Any technology described as 'Weird' is bound to be shite
No exceptions
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Plus...
This is about as likely to work as stabbing someone randomly in the abdomen with a knife to cure them of acute appendicitis.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Even Weird Science?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Despite the charms of Kelly LeBrock, could 'Weird Science' really be described as a technology?

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it a documentary?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever it is, it breaks all the rules
about i before e except after c
twice!
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I had some money to throw at the screen.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post OK...
Right; so you've got Joe without money, and you programme in the inverse of that (no, really, just go with me).

He's very confident that the inverse of "Joe AND no money" is going to be "Joe AND money". But by parity of reasoning, couldn't you end up with "no Joe AND no money" or - probably more likely - "no Joe AND money"?

Of course, all this assumes that it's not utter horseshit from the start; but it seems to be ill-thought-out horseshit to boot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And now imagine that the "resonant frequency" is all 5s....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry Mrs Joe, but at least you can afford the funeral now

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It was built by a 'master technician' sheeple!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)