
surely no amount of life-affirming dependence and servility can make up for the fact that you have to pick their shit up with your hands. And they will never stop shitting, ever.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

At least dogs don't pad shite through the house.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

I mean, say I could have Rear Window era Grace Kelly as my bird. But the deal was that she would hunker down and curl off the most noxious turds imaginable in the street whenever we went out - and that I would have to pick up that shite - then Grace Kelly could pack up her diamonds and gowns and fuck off. Why in the hell would I do for a dog what I wouldn't do for the most beautiful woman that ever lived? It's madness, I tell you.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)

2) You can take them into pubs without people muttering "FFS"
Thus, they beat humans.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)