Never hang around with a gang of them.
It's murder.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:43,
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they're pretty fly though
(------, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:46,
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for a white guy
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:57,
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The opposite of a White guy
is a black bird
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:17,
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Chinese hermaphrodite is stood in the middle
and he/she knows nothing just like Jon Snow who is a crow
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:51,
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I approve this message
(slartifartfastWhen all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:51,
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that was a political broadcast on behalf of the swearing crow party (formerly Liberal Democrats)
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:57,
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A mate at uni told me
There was a Scouse Beefeater at the tower who would feed the ravens tidbits at lunchtime. After a while, one of the ravens started going up to kids and scaring them by saying "do you want some?" in a course Scouse accent, imitating what the Beefeater had said to it.
I really hope this was true.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:06,
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Nice story, it would be great if it was true.
But where do you stand on the tid- vs. tit- bit debate?
(Varmint, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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Personally,
I'm all about the tit.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:19,
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I've always said tit-bit But spellcheck corrects so I thought I was wrong.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:27,
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.
Bill Bryson said it was 19th century Americans who changed the 't' for a 'd' for obvious modesty reasons.