Hard clapping arse cheeks approach you slowly
you are unable to move, as a small yellow minion has tied you down.
Your face starts to be slapped by the hair on a butt cheek.
YOU TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
You slowly enter the butt mangle.
Eventually you are reverse-pooped into a bum hole.
You die, Bond, you die.
What is the sound of one butt cheek clapping?
You awake, as if from a dream. M thinks you are dead. You join an inconspicuous drinking game with a crowd of hundreds.
A TV catches your eye.
"BREAKING NEWS: Twerrorists Twerk Vauxhall"
You look into a mirror.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:36,
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inventory
go north
go east
give tenner to bouncer
go in
talk to dj
slap dj hard
drop record
drop needle
insert power crystal into buttcheeks
twerk
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:02,
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