I think nuking the fuck out of the whole of the Middle
East is a very fair, unilateral solution to a very tedious and intractable set of problems. If you want to make an omelette...
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:39,
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Why stop there?
Do us all....let the cockroaches have a go.
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:03,
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Humph
Over 1000's of years they'd evolve brains, create a civilisation, invent politics, and the whole mess would be back to square one.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 20:59,
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Are you insane?
You'll burn all the lovely oil.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:21,
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Hmmm,
yes, that is a concern. Back to the drawing board for me. Can we carpet bomb the whole region with Ebola?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:28,
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Carpet bomb them with carpets
it'll kill the ISIS lot and leave the whole area looking nice
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:36,
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They love carpets, they have magic flying ones.
I think you need to rethink 'operation deep shag pile'.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:44,
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Now this
is the sort of out the box thinking we need. Though once the carpets take control, we'll have to sort them out, and everyone knows you can never win the war on rugs.
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FridgeBadger, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:47,
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Wrong.
Carpets can always be beaten.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:57,
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Or munched
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:48,
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Because they let people walk all over them
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dyllon nice beaver., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:50,
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