(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)
"Well, 'av always 'ad a thing fer birds covered in 'unny, but I couldn't find any pics online. Luckily, there's a bunch of arty tarts live down t'road, and they're always gettin' em out down t'pub. So I put two and two together and 'ad a right bangin' wank afterwards."
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)