It's tough being single
I normally resort to failed masturbation attempts and drinking loads of chilled Chardonnay which I am normally quite good at and may explain the former.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:49,
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well if you remember to put the cork screw down , you may be more succesfull in your endevors.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:05,
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