You're not on Facebook because you have to be 13 to have an account.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:10,
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A friend of mine keeps badgering me to join facebook.
As far as I can tell the main reason he thinks I would do it is so that I can waste time trolling people I know well enough to troll in person.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:20, Reply)