All hospitals should close on the weekends. No more night shifts either. When I'm prime minister this will happen. I'll also outlaw private healthcare.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:03, Reply)
Statistically most heart attacks occur on Monday mornings, and under my plans all the doctors will be well rested after their weekend off so will be in a better state to treat their cardiacally challenged fatties.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:41, Reply)