I got it...but that kid wasn't drowning
He was just shit at reaching his inflatable and frankly if he can't swim WTF was he doing in a f*cking wave pool at the deep end!?
I was a qualified life guard (now lapsed) and did it for three years as summer jobs and what you quickly realise is that some people are really really thick when it comes to risk evaluation - Work out who the fucktards are BEFORE they get in the pool and you've done 95% of all the work you need to do.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:28,
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