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This is a link post Need to cook a tin of ravioli but don't have access to a hob or camping stove?
Then use a volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer mine medium-rare.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Waiter...
...there's some igneous rock in my pasta.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post what will archaeologists of the future think?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 'In 2015 people still believed they could placate the Gods with tinned ravioli offerings.'
This is what their AI brain will tell them with 99% confidence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post A metaphor fort life on the tube.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cans used to be made of sterner stuff
This one time our mate put a catering size tin of baked beans on the bonfire, and after a while someone asked 'what did you use to make holes in it?' and he said 'what holes', ... just before the world became full of molten baked beans.
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