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This is a normal post Congratulations

I had my first 10 days ago.

She really enjoys drinking milk, sleeping and shitting.

Haven't had time to introduce her to music through sheer exhaustion from feeding/changing every few hours. All good though :o)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sleeping seems to be popular right now.
Feeding is starting to kick off. No shits yet but I confidently expect them to be minging.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post the first one is proper grim, but milk shit is surprisingly innoffensive
then it all gets horrible when you're weaning them
(, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget teething!
Which seems to add a few tablespoons of vinegar to the mix.

Congratulations BTW, Welcome to the top of the rollercoaster!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's your duty as a Dad to give her a solid musical foundation...
...that she can be ashamed of in later life.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:56, , Reply)