A bit of Lemon Jelly
I just got a new daughter today and I'm going to damn well post something I like!
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I just got a new daughter today and I'm going to damn well post something I like!
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I had designs on godzilla.
I was overruled. Massively overruled.
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I was overruled. Massively overruled.
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You've brought her into a world of war. What the fuck were you thinking?
Congratulations all the same.
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Congratulations all the same.
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I was thinking of winning and crushing everyone else beneath my heels.
What do you think a world of war is?
Thanks btw :)
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What do you think a world of war is?
Thanks btw :)
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Congratulations
I had my first 10 days ago.
She really enjoys drinking milk, sleeping and shitting.
Haven't had time to introduce her to music through sheer exhaustion from feeding/changing every few hours. All good though :o)
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I had my first 10 days ago.
She really enjoys drinking milk, sleeping and shitting.
Haven't had time to introduce her to music through sheer exhaustion from feeding/changing every few hours. All good though :o)
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Sleeping seems to be popular right now.
Feeding is starting to kick off. No shits yet but I confidently expect them to be minging.
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Feeding is starting to kick off. No shits yet but I confidently expect them to be minging.
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the first one is proper grim, but milk shit is surprisingly innoffensive
then it all gets horrible when you're weaning them
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then it all gets horrible when you're weaning them
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Don't forget teething!
Which seems to add a few tablespoons of vinegar to the mix.
Congratulations BTW, Welcome to the top of the rollercoaster!
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Which seems to add a few tablespoons of vinegar to the mix.
Congratulations BTW, Welcome to the top of the rollercoaster!
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It's your duty as a Dad to give her a solid musical foundation...
...that she can be ashamed of in later life.
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...that she can be ashamed of in later life.
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Congratulations! I believe that robots are our future
Children, sorry.
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Children, sorry.
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Congrats
Both of my skids were born with this album playing in the background.
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Both of my skids were born with this album playing in the background.
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